This site is currently in the process of being updated, but much of the sentiment of the statement below stands true. Thanks Jeff for laying it out so cleanly.
"Please only contact me if you have legitimate questions. I don't want to hear about how my taste in music sucks, or that your favorite band is better than my favorite band, or how Slayer is the greatest thing that ever happened to anyone anywhere forever and ever. Trust me, I already know and I don't very much care. Therefore, if you have a question you would like to ask, and are capable of doing so in a manner befitting of an adult, then please find my email address below. Finally, please spare me the penis enlargment deals and offers of bank transfers from central Africa. Those offers rarely pan out."
Joe Diaz, email@example.com